1.  - Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

    plays: 440,499

    thesmuggledplum:

    heart-snatchers:

    YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

    (via cptainsteverogers)

     

  2. tastefullyoffensive:

    Not even once. [via]

     

  3. rosalarian:

    greenonthursdays:

    huffingtonpost:

    WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

    When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

    Watch her full monologue here. 

    (Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)

    I’m happy to be getting to the point where I don’t have to feel weird about enjoying fanfiction, or having written a bunch of it. Partly it’s that the fandom experience has become more broadly shared. Partly it’s that I stopped giving a shit.

    And as for why I like the porny sort of fanfiction, see above. She says it better.

    I like sex with context. I like sex when it involves fully fleshed out characters. I like the backstories. I like feeling like these people do other things when they aren’t having sex.

    (via idontneedtobeforgiven)

     


  4. miniaturewhiski:

    y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

    (via unfeelingyou)

     

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  6. MetroStation - Shake It

    plays: 327,437

    Now, if she touches like this

    Will you touch her right back?

    bro remember when u listened to this song in the commons area of your middle school and you had a purple and black zebra case on your ipod and your background was a cartoon monster or cupcake and muffin that said ‘muffins are just ugly cupcakes’and you were wearing glittery converse and you teased and straightened your hair and wore a bow in itand you told everyone u got the bow at hot topic but you really got it at claires for 6.95 and you had like a whole dance choreographed in your head to this song but you never actually did it and then you went and talked about nightmare before christmas with your friend for an hour over skype

    (Source: imtomatocheeks, via bahjork)

     

  7. lolerzz:

    the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

    (via ninaahh)

     

  8. digg:

    BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

    (via immuune)

     

  9. samuraihorse:

    Me trying to get into college

    (via forget-meg-n0t)

     

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  11. niallhoran: On route to gig ! Can’t wait !

    (Source: craicthatniall, via niallsdelicious)

     


  12. if october to january isn’t your favorite time of the year you’re wrong

    (via infinitely-autumn)

     


  13. konako:

    chaoswolf1982:

    konako:

    chaoswolf1982:

    konako:

    i can hear my roommates having sex

    constantly

    image

    Stand in the dooray and slowly wank to completion while maintaining direct eye contact the whole time.

    They’ll soon stop.

    but i’ll never recover

    Well, my other suggestion was for you to get your own boyfriend/girlfriend and try to out-loud them, but that might just get the neighbors pissed at all of you…

    a sex cold war

    (via bahjork)

     


  14. unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    drakes dad: *calls drake*

    drake: hello?

    drakes dad: son, i saw it

    drake: saw what

    drakes dad: dont play that game with me someone sent it to me on instantgraham

    drake: oh…..

    drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

    drake: what?

    drakes dad: …..did you nut

    (via bahjork)

     

  15. apriki:

    DRAKE IS HAVING A BREAKDOWN GUYS

    (via bahjork)