1. dear-monday:

    if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

    (via forget-meg-n0t)

     


  2. crimsonbladealex:

    jimdoesntcarrey:

    we’ve spent 7 weeks in a photoshop class at school and this is all my friend has to show for it

    image

    Time well spent.

    (via elishebaanastazja)

     

  3. clacl:

    i bet he sells … quack

    (Source: sodaking, via elishebaanastazja)

     

  4. permguerrero:

    memes are people too 

    (Source: deezyville, via elishebaanastazja)

     

  5. I’ve always pretended to improv. Sneaking in a joke like I’ve stumbled on it, coming up with good comebacks for things that haven’t even happened… My whole life i’ve done that.

    (Source: chrisprattsource, via chrisprattpictures)

     

  6. shamelesslyunladylike:

    the-hairy-heterophobe:

    if anybody asks me why i hate men, i’m just gonna redirect them to this post.

    it’s pretty fucking obvious that men only want to invest in breast cancer research to further degrade, objectify, and jerk off to body parts they already feel 100% entitled to. that’s what is at stake for them. 

    what about the women whose “tatas” weren’t saved? how must they feel being surrounded by awareness ads that focus more on keeping women’s sexy-sexy-titties-to-continue-titillating-the-males than saving real life human beings and helping survivors? 

    If anyone’s wondering, those posts came from here. It’s a forum for breast cancer support. Give it a read, and you’ll see how many women are outright abandoned by their husbands, sometimes after being married for decades, because their “tatas” couldn’t be saved.

    (via dixie-chicken)

     

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  8. virginitied:

    when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

    image

    (via lydiamarhtin)

     

  9. baby, love me lights out.

    (Source: wallaceboden, via saranoh)

     

  10. berrystumpytail:

    radiicvl:

    unimpressedcats:

    scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

    if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

    Riverclan

    (Source: mostlycatsmostly, via bomblitsky)

     


  11. mothwizard:

    me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

    sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

    (via elishebaanastazja)

     


  12. nokiabae:

    my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

    (via bomblitsky)

     


  13. zeekayart:

    a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

    • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
    • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

    (via elishebaanastazja)

     

  14. dallonvveekes:

    isnt that a panic at the disco album

    (Source: lvloonlight, via infinitely-autumn)

     

  15. rageprufrock:

    superscldiers:

    OH MY GOD HE IS THE HOT TEACHER YES HOT TEACHER CHRIS EVANS AU I NEED IT

    I literally said out loud at my computer: “His momma taught him so well. Look at how nicely his shirt’s tucked in.”

    (Source: chrisevanssource, via elishebaanastazja)